Now as you can see this thing is completely beat up to sh*t..

See in the next minute I’m gonna tell you how this piece of sh*t hard drive, literally on its last breath is gonna do 2 things,

1. It’s gonna make it so you can sleep with 2 out of the next 3 hot girls you meet. (Can’t make it all 3 out of 3 and I’ll tell you why in a second..)